tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75046790444000136442011-04-21T22:59:07.632-05:00I really dig being president of the United States.El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.comBlogger1091100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-54217066845902367172008-09-27T13:12:00.001-05:002008-10-03T14:21:29.579-05:00

So, the TeeVee pundits thought it was even. The American people, those with brains, eyes and votes, think I won. Hmm. I wonder who's right?40% of uncommitted voters who watched the debate tonight thought Barack Obama was the winner. 22% thought John McCain won. 38% saw it as a draw. 68% of these voters think Obama would make the right decision about the economy. 41% think McCain would.49% of

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-65921237946870379702008-09-27T02:09:00.000-05:002008-10-03T14:11:59.690-05:00

Spanked that ass... spanked that ass... SPANKED THAT ASS.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-76465820878547340572008-09-22T13:57:00.000-05:002008-10-03T14:03:59.958-05:00

Yo, young ones, I am busy prepping for the debate with the Mummy, or as I like to call it The Big Smackdown. Am I confident? Hell, I've aready ordered a dozen T-Shirts that say "Quit Shouting, Old Man. That Thing in Front of You is Called a Microphone" for my staff of Obamanaughts.I'm going to rip Mr. McAngry Pants a new asshole.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-71644785414187425172008-09-17T12:25:00.000-05:002008-10-03T14:29:14.153-05:00

I wonder if he's said this before? Hmm... If only there was some way, like video or something, to track this. Oh wait...

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-29733984321308320602008-09-17T09:47:00.001-05:002008-10-03T14:53:27.576-05:00

Uh oh, the barbarians are at the gate and they are looking for blood.From the WSJ:The American financial system was shaken to its core on Sunday. Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. filed for bankruptcy protection, and Merrill Lynch & Co. agreed to be sold to Bank of America Corp.The U.S. government, which bailed out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac a week ago and orchestrated the sale of Bear Stearns Cos.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-64614319947823061102008-09-08T18:34:00.003-05:002008-09-08T18:38:35.965-05:00

Don't forget to check out O tonight on Keith Olbermann's Countdown at 8 pm EST. Also, be sure to stay on the dial for Rachel Maddow's new tip. She's seriously down with O.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-21957889104083575502008-09-08T18:26:00.003-05:002008-09-08T18:34:02.936-05:00

Me in Flint, Michigan today. Just starting to get tired of their lying bullshit.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-61022610190408344322008-09-06T20:54:00.001-05:002008-09-08T18:57:48.697-05:00

Go get 'em, girl.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-65410650598990998322008-09-05T06:16:00.002-05:002008-09-08T18:23:48.565-05:00

Jesus, is this man really the only one in the media who sees through this shit? What does that say about the state of reporting in America? It frightens the complete hell out of me, yo.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-74323472993637204302008-09-04T15:48:00.004-05:002008-09-04T15:57:02.378-05:00

"This election is not about issues. This election is about a composite view of what people take away from these candidates." -Rick Davis, campaign manager for John McCainMy statement, released today, regarding the Old Party convention thus far:You wouldn't know that this is such a critical election by watching the convention last night. I know we had our week. And the Republicans deserve theirs.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-64575137957726088022008-09-03T16:29:00.005-05:002008-09-03T17:00:45.656-05:00

Sweet Mary, mother of God, this Palin woman is the gift that just keeps on giving. I saw this on DailyKos and HuffPost, so I have to give both shout outs for posting this first.Want to hear what powerful and respected conservative shills really think of McCain's Palin Problem? Here ya go:Open mics are a bitch, just ask Jess. In case you can't hear them well here is a transcript:Peggy Noonan: [

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-61994715420599205132008-09-02T22:22:00.005-05:002008-09-02T22:43:06.979-05:00

I was going to blog a little about the RNC in the twin cities but I can't force myself to watch it. I have a weak stomach. I know that Fred "Grampa" Thompson, Judas Lieberman, and Dum W were supposed to speak tonight. I assume the basic gist of the night will be McCain-Noun-Verb-POW and Obama will eat your kids faces.I am recording it on Tivo though. I want to see Bristol's baby's daddy. Some

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-25468467608804261292008-09-02T21:56:00.006-05:002008-09-02T22:17:19.866-05:00

Asante sana, Seth Grahame-Smith for the 8 Reasons Sarah Palin is More Qualified than Barack Obama article in HuffPost. Much love to you and yours for making O howl with laughter.A short, tasty morsel of his great piece:So let's set the record straight. Sarah Pahlen (sp?) is not only more qualified for the Oval Office than Barack Obama -- she might just be the most qualified political candidate

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-17741455385870853052008-09-01T22:32:00.003-05:002008-09-01T22:44:17.006-05:00

Yo, peeps. This Sarah Palin thing just keeps getting more and more twisted. On the real, I am thinking that the Mummy actually drew Palin's name out of a red and white striped top hat filled with five real names and one joke name to keep it interesting. Guess which one McCain drew?Greg Sargent, of TalkingPointsMemo has a nice rundown of all the shit McCain has walked into 'cause he didn't vet 'ol

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-47449365787118749802008-09-01T05:44:00.001-05:002008-09-01T22:46:42.811-05:00

Me, Misha and the girls keep everyone in the coast on our thoughts and prayers.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-63294083890067919112008-08-31T11:02:00.005-05:002008-08-31T11:14:15.650-05:00

Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin laughs as cancer survivor Senator Lyda Green of the Alaska State Senate is called a "bitch" and a "cancer" on "The Bob and Mark Show", a radio show on KWHL in Alaska. Palin was very aware of fellow Republican Green's battle with cancer.If she can't stand up to radio talk show hosts how can she be expected to stand up to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-1412679561813950642008-08-30T00:43:00.003-05:002008-08-30T01:10:57.438-05:00

I am not certain how much vetting of Gov. Palin took place before the announcement that the Mummy selected her as his running mate, but it seems like a lot of clean up is taking place now. I wrote earlier about how a press release from her office praising my energy plan has vanished from her site. Now comes word that a video is missing that was previously there.This one.Yes, that is disgraced and

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-55381641233535431672008-08-29T17:19:00.003-05:002008-08-29T17:30:19.948-05:00

O wanted to post this in case y'all missed it last night. This flik was done, I was told, by both Spielberg and Scorsese and was written by Paul Haggis and George Lucas. If you look closely you can spot cameos of Denzel, Pacino and Kira Knightly. It is a sweeping post-modern epic. Enjoy, young ones. My eyes make water when I see a thing of this beauty.Make sure all of your friends and family see

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-82710459663348797612008-08-29T15:42:00.006-05:002008-08-29T17:34:20.668-05:00

With the sad passing of John McCain's 'lack of experience' argument, of complications related to the selection of Sexy Sarah today, I wanted to share with you another time and place when experience was the buzzword of the day. Enjoy.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-48610539229132425542008-08-29T11:09:00.002-05:002008-08-29T11:17:41.230-05:00

Seems that Sexy Sarah loved my energy plan earlier this month, but strangely it has disappeared from her website. Asante sana, DailyKos, for searching the inter-tubes for a cached version of her statement.Love you too, Sarah.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-20320053955673096412008-08-29T09:59:00.005-05:002008-08-29T10:10:30.999-05:00

Can you say Hail Mary? McCain really thinks he can peel off female voters with a anti-choice candidate who has less experience than I do? LOL Are you kidding me? He just forfeited every critique he had against me. Given his age, happy 72nd birthday nitwit, he just placed a first term Governor with 2 years experience a heartbeat from the presidency.By the way, a couple of other things about Gov.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-63048369158473117752008-08-29T09:49:00.000-05:002008-08-29T15:51:17.716-05:00

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-28851147673781074652008-08-28T17:14:00.003-05:002008-08-28T17:18:22.012-05:00

This is a picture of George W. Bush at the 2004 RNC convention accepting his party's nomination. Please note the Greek Revival columns and raised platform.Now, empty-headed Rethuglican parrots, shut the fuck up.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-20267524981792876652008-08-28T11:23:00.006-05:002008-08-29T17:43:42.904-05:00

Dig if you will the third night of Democrats setting the stage for The One to blow it all away tonight at Mile High Field. Wednesday was a really busy night but if you stuck in there you heard some really powerful rap.First up, Hill, being a completely class act, moves my nomination to acclamation.Goose-fucking-bumps! She even brings a tear to my perpetually dry eyes. She is a political animal...

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-52561628634289430942008-08-27T16:20:00.001-05:002008-08-29T17:41:07.645-05:00

Calm yourselves, young ones. The recent polls being bandied about are not a concern to us. They are national polls and we don't elect presidents nationally in this country. We elect them state by state. And in that measure we are doing fine.We don't usually let Pluff out of the little dark closet we keep him in but to allay your fears and concerns we allowed him to speak... to other people...

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-79859630713651177252008-08-27T15:04:00.005-05:002008-08-27T15:14:06.048-05:00

The American worker is so lazy they wouldn't even pick lettuce for $50 per hour, according to John McCain. Really? And people are going to vote for this idiot. Out. Of. Fucking. Touch.Update: A link to, DailyKos contributor, PaulVA's story. Asante sana, PaulVA for showing us just how much McCain respects the American worker. Much love to you and yours.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-56974233170840170202008-08-27T11:04:00.003-05:002008-08-27T11:10:46.704-05:00

Did y'all check out Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer’s speech last night? I lost my bearings momentarily and thought we were suddenly at a BDSM conference 'cause my boi spanked the shit out of McCain.Now you know why he was on my short list. If you missed it, you can check it out here.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-34817933528070100282008-08-27T10:50:00.003-05:002008-08-27T10:56:34.569-05:00

Wow... just wow. Hill was in rare form, yo. She was electrifying. I have no beef with that speech... at all. She did exactly what she said she would do and I gotta respect 'ol girl for that. Plus, she was rocking that orange pantsuit, right? What can I say? O loves him some thickness.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-74890461469251454762008-08-26T17:14:00.005-05:002008-08-26T17:27:04.989-05:00

You might have heard that some white supremacists outside of Denver were plotting to kill The One. Knowing this, I am reminded of this exchange in the movie V for Vendetta:Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.Keep that in mind, nutjobs and halfwits. Ideas

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-30169743729543064592008-08-26T17:03:00.006-05:002008-08-27T10:35:53.163-05:00

O enjoys a little mirth. He laughs. He sometimes chuckles. But this... oh my, this makes O guffaw.This madhatter is off the fucking chain! Even Chris Matthews was about to punch this scary cross-dresser in the forehead. I love the look he gives her when she first starts spouting her Muslim nonsense. And the 'cleaning out his ears' retort? Real mature, scarecrow.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-56453067574510297352008-08-26T09:56:00.002-05:002008-08-27T10:35:08.171-05:00

Bad ass first night, yo! O is stoked! Teddy K was fucking amazing and Misha rocked this shit.It only gets better, young ones. Wait 'til Hill takes the stage. Won't be a dry eye or resting heart in the joint.Update: Added Micha's intro video below for those who missed it.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-41212521154792053992008-08-23T23:25:00.000-05:002008-08-23T23:26:54.746-05:00

Yeah... you heard right, biatches! It's Biden. Dig on that for a moment.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-91426139938433646572008-08-22T16:06:00.006-05:002008-08-22T18:00:44.942-05:00

My dawgz over at 236.com have assembled this hilarious one minute review of FakeNews Channel's recent documentary of me. I laughed so hard my face effen' hurt and I actually drooled all over my VP applications.Update: Posting video here for your viewing pleasure:

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-71507725329083252432008-08-22T15:32:00.000-05:002008-08-22T15:32:00.228-05:00

Oh snap! This shit is the gift that keeps on giving, young ones.God bless you, John Sidney McCain III. You filthy rich, nutty, out of touch, loony bastard.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-77208547019583710632008-08-22T11:26:00.010-05:002008-08-22T11:46:16.043-05:00

McCain: My friends, Senator Obama will raise the taxes on you folks in the middle class until your nipples bleed and you submit both your will and your children's souls to his false god Allah.O: Suck my ass, you old senile war-whore!Washington Post: Shut your lying pie hole, Sen. McCain.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-41359241361283978832008-08-22T11:21:00.003-05:002008-08-22T11:25:48.543-05:00

This is like manna from heaven...

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-54228078481774734772008-08-21T14:06:00.001-05:002008-08-22T12:27:12.368-05:00

This just seems so much more relevant in light of current events, yes?It seems that earlier this year a non-partisan group called the Sunlight Foundation completed an analysis of all 535 members of congress and dimed out the following 411:As Mark Nickolas, of PoliticalBase.com, writes:One of the clumsy arguments that the McCain camp tried to make today in hopes of slowing down the media freight

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-85844245742729182612008-08-15T18:26:00.003-05:002008-08-15T18:34:11.267-05:00

Oh, snap! Asante sana, Alan Colmes. Much love to you and yours for taking Yawn Hannity to task for being a fat-faced partisan dick head who simply hates Democrats and has no interest in examining the character of the people he likes.As if being a POW makes any difference in this conversation. What an ignorant fuck!

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-90481513781994905922008-08-15T16:00:00.006-05:002008-08-15T16:24:02.413-05:00

Greetings, O Nation.  Well, after a well-deserved holiday I am about to climb back in the game. I feel relaxed, refreshed and focused on opening a huge can of whoop-ass on the Mummy.First official bit on the schedule is Saturday's jawboning with Pastor Rick Warren. That'll be nice. I get to talk to some fish folks who ain't hate'n on a brutha. By the way, did you know that the Christian PAC, 

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-13105081619908661862008-08-12T17:10:00.005-05:002008-08-12T17:35:41.047-05:00

I know I'm still on holiday but... the LA Times has an article about the Mummy's latest attempt at making himself a completely irrelevant laughing stock. The stunt in question is yet another ad about my celebrity status. This one is called Hot Chicks Dig Obama. LOL Really. I'm not making this up, yo.From the Times:Most controversially, the spot features one young woman complimenting Obama's "

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-75162085556117622902008-08-12T10:05:00.001-05:002008-08-12T17:37:12.527-05:00

I am still chill'n in Hawai'i and loving hanging with the family but I got to thinking about this whole "Obama is a celebrity" shit that has been going down for a bit now. The liberal press has been eating this spoon-fed bullshit for a bit now but I know you folks ain't feel'n this shit.So I pick up my iPhone and I am checking out Internet Movie Database (IMDB) and see this bullshit. And I'm the

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-40666042141223087812008-08-11T21:30:00.004-05:002008-08-11T22:15:20.774-05:00

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts." - Daniel Patrick MoynihanDirty, stinking liars. Remember when The Mummy was a principled man?

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-77798913408074999982008-08-11T21:11:00.002-05:002008-08-11T21:23:42.396-05:00

Yo, boyz... O is still on holiday and digging the chill'n.I heard that someone invaded Georgia. Ain't that a bitch? I told Axe to let me know when they reach Atlanta.O, out.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-10318134667587812182008-08-11T16:58:00.000-05:002008-08-11T22:02:18.385-05:00

I was unable to attend this convention but I made damn sure I was showing love for the vets. O loves him some vets. My grandfather fought with Patton in WWII.Check out the message I sent along for my warrior peeps.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-71314356833804109002008-08-08T16:50:00.002-05:002008-08-08T16:54:23.245-05:00

Nah, dawg!? O's heart goes out to a brutha. May you and your family use these next few days to heal. Read the release here. Damn.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-64674776126856336912008-08-08T13:05:00.006-05:002008-08-08T13:12:32.637-05:00

O digs this image, hard. It makes me giggle when I'm sad.Please enjoy, young ones.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-66585965859976431432008-08-07T20:33:00.000-05:002008-08-07T20:34:12.130-05:00

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-57369866953140175802008-08-07T17:53:00.010-05:002008-08-29T17:48:24.028-05:00

Sean "Yawn" Hannity is a fat-faced, dirty fuck who has been a well-known and reliable sympathizer of white supremacy causes on his show and who now has the nuts to say that I can't point to one incident of the Rethuglicans making an issue of my race. WTF!??You're right stupid, dirty liar... I can point to many. My homies over at Media Matters for America got my back.Asante sana, MMFA. Much love

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-86435622815406342952008-08-07T17:50:00.004-05:002008-08-07T17:52:59.812-05:00

Do I really even need to say it?

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-3704658054378183542008-08-06T21:54:00.003-05:002008-08-06T22:03:50.224-05:00

Ouch. As reported by Frederic Frommer at Huffpost:Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, often mentioned as a possible running mate for Republican presidential candidate John McCain, said Wednesday GOP candidates would do well to adopt a positive tone like that of McCain's Democratic rival Barack Obama."Say what you will about Barack Obama," the Minnesota Republican told a conservative group, "people

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-22294426869374584552008-08-06T21:33:00.003-05:002008-08-06T21:43:35.344-05:00

Pssssst.... contrary to the liberal media's narrative, designed to keep you turning to their newscasts, I am still kicking the Mummy's short, wrinked, white ass in the only poll that counts: the electoral college.Spanking that ass, baby.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-54675829878229234142008-08-04T19:42:00.001-05:002008-08-04T19:44:21.779-05:00

Yes, sweet ones, it is O's birthday today. Sing happy birthday to me when you get a moment.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-4362766472363051092008-08-02T07:46:00.004-05:002008-08-04T19:54:05.305-05:00

I might have to get a restraining order against the Mummy 'cause this childish muthafucker is obsessed with O. This is completely off the fucking chain weird. I don't even know how to respond to that level of craziness. Wow. I'm speechless.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-80214813219939905282008-08-01T05:55:00.000-05:002008-08-04T19:57:40.812-05:00

Just between you and me... I don't think John McCain is a racist... he is just hoping you are. There, I said it. Fuck him.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-36478415019834730922008-07-31T19:53:00.008-05:002008-08-01T13:30:19.803-05:00

Yawn. The "arrogant uppity negro who doesn't know his place" narrative continues from the Old Party. But this time a Democrat with fucking balls is finally present to handle O's business. My shorty, Rachel Maddow, was on the scene to smack the shit out of Pat Pukeanan, who I believe suffers from a small vessel rupture towards the end of the discussion.By the way, a couple of things: 1) How is it

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-86167370089984293032008-07-31T18:11:00.009-05:002008-09-08T12:23:41.749-05:00

Empty suit? Really? O looks hella fine in a good suit. I mean, I know I am power player thin... but empty? And my post-racial skin tone goes well with as many of the earth tone hues as with the traditional power suit dark varieties.I am sick and tired of hearing the meme from the white-wing of the Old Party that I am an empty suit. Fuck you, you jealous half-wits!I graduated near the top of my

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-90951341346887360972008-07-31T13:06:00.003-05:002008-08-01T08:56:11.076-05:00

Yes. Fucking yes. A million times, yes.I certainly think he's a foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, crass jackass. And a writer from the WSJ does too. I don't know this cat's game but this was a thoughtful, unbiased piece from a media source that one should know consistently harshes O's vibe.The money shot:Is John McCain losing it?On Sunday, he said on national television that to solve Social Security "

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-39275856081139273932008-07-29T17:35:00.005-05:002008-08-01T08:57:30.987-05:00

Oh, sweet Jesus! I literally shat myself watching this. Man, oh man. This goon is making this easier than snorting a line of coke from between your hot, young high school drama teacher's supple breasts while backstage during your senior year production of Hair... I've heard.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-76066452751158558702008-07-28T20:43:00.004-05:002008-07-28T20:55:28.576-05:00

Yo, Obamanauts!O is back in the states and glad to be back. I would have written you but as you know I was visiting a bunch of countries without electricity... or at least that's what Moneypenny told me.I am getting back into the swing of things now and plan to write a summary of some of the things that transpired over the past week. Much was poppin' and I would be remiss not to comment on it.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-45184305406241559972008-07-15T22:18:00.001-05:002008-07-15T22:20:13.683-05:00

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-6161962747507689132008-07-15T21:47:00.004-05:002008-07-15T22:18:34.722-05:00

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-34582451779641390442008-07-14T19:17:00.002-05:002008-07-14T19:22:02.327-05:00

Man, good thing this fucked up economy is all in our heads. Otherwise we might have to start worrying about our loot vanishing from banks everywhere.Good thing, huh?

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-52085816581444895992008-07-14T18:58:00.006-05:002008-12-08T15:46:52.714-06:00

O Nation, this is what they plan for us over the next months.They call this satire. Me dressed in traditional Arab garb and Misha wearing camo and looking smart with a 'fro and a Kalashnikov strapped to her back.Note that we are standing in the Oval Joint where a U.S. flag is burning in the fireplace and a pic of Osama bin Laden looming large over the same fireplace.Hilarious, huh?I wonder if the

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-765618001066125682008-07-13T20:10:00.002-05:002008-07-14T20:17:09.939-05:00

Wow. This even makes me squirm. There goes that ambassadorship to Luxembourg, stupid ass. Watch and enjoy, Obamabots.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-30182483038516111492008-07-12T16:14:00.008-05:002008-12-08T15:46:52.802-06:00

When I am between gigs on the road I pull out my iPhone and surf the net looking for stories about me. Since I am the most interesting thing happening in the United States right now who can blame me, right?Anyhoo, I am drinking a Tab and I come across a site that is simply breathtaking in its insanity. By the way, just so you know, Tab doesn't lose any of its fizz when passed through your nose.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-84419167439373374372008-07-10T14:54:00.001-05:002008-07-14T20:03:41.846-05:00

Here's some straight talk for you shortyz considering supporting the Mummy 'cause you think the Dems were hard on Hillary.So, in the paternalistic and sexist Mummy's worldview a man being functionally able to make babies is more important than a woman deciding when they might want to have a baby.Asshats.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-81081195878343686282008-07-10T09:18:00.004-05:002008-07-10T09:30:37.485-05:00

Jess says he wants to cut off my nuts and FauxNews is falling all over themselves broadcasting this "scoop" to white America.O is loving this. Bloomberg gets it.Asante sana, FauxNews for making O appear more moderate to the one group that wasn't completely vibe'n with him yet. Much love to you and yours for getting me that much closer to la Casa Blanca.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-35476447627469318712008-07-09T23:01:00.010-05:002008-07-12T21:35:02.129-05:00

The so-called liberal press has still got its lips firmly attached to the Mummy's sweaty, wrinkled sack (an image that will keep O wide awake tonight) and are still busy pushing the Old Party narrative that I am "moving to the center." His campaign doesn't need an ad budget with these punk ass lapdogs carrying his water for him.Okay, O will try to 'splain this one more time. I am not tracking to

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-84914107186853659582008-07-09T18:28:00.006-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.104-06:00

So, Jesse Jackson said some foul shit about O during an interview with FauxNews. I am certain that it is a complete accident that FauxNews left the microphone hot after the interview. A complete accident. Right. No searching for dirt here, folks.Anypop, Jess said that I talk down to Black people. Silly, man. I talk down to everyone. I am not just picking on Black folks. You'd think that people

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-13764652423330971162008-07-07T13:43:00.002-05:002008-07-07T14:02:28.617-05:00

At last I can confirm that I will be giving my convention acceptance speech at Invesco Field in Denver. This has been long in planning, young ones. I am glad I can share this thrilling news with you now.Imagine the difference people will see (and the message it sends) when they sleep through the Mummy giving his speech in front of 20,000 old white people in a Minnesota arena that will look a lot

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-84733944527250201572008-07-06T20:28:00.009-05:002008-07-06T20:48:54.974-05:00

Pssst... Obamabots, pass this link around to friends and family.John McCain's YouTube Problem, by Robert Greenwald's BraveNew FilmsYou can also shoot your peeps a link from the site, The Real John McCain.Feel free to embed these bomb-ass little jewels everywhere. That's how we can get our message past the so-called liberal media to the people of this great nation. Make it viral, baby.The

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-25557843616233639892008-07-06T16:35:00.005-05:002008-07-06T16:42:56.801-05:00

You see, Obama Nation, this is why I opted out of public financing system.And I love that the Old Party ends the commercial with the awful, stinging, dreadful, accusation that I vote 97% of the time with the party that most Americans trust on just about every issue facing the country this cycle. LOL! I'll take that.Inept assclowns. One has to wonder if they are trying to lose in November.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-73650972222555129492008-07-04T16:31:00.005-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.414-06:00

Can you believe this shit? Really? The fucking Mummy, the undisputed King-fucking-Kong of flipping and floppy, is trying to call O out for allegedly flip-flopping on exiting troops out of Iraq.Give me a flippin' break!All you Obamabots know he is just trying to make shit where shit ain't but it just chaps my ass to see this frontin assclown being assisted by the liberal press in pushing this

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-51356169756802542212008-07-04T05:03:00.002-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.475-06:00

Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans. Consider this image a visual treat from Imaginary Obama, Superpatriot! Asante sana, citizens. Much love to you and yours for making my story uniquely American.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-35379877119659508582008-07-01T21:46:00.003-05:002008-07-01T21:55:45.604-05:00

I gave a nice, some would say spectacular, speech on patriotism in Independence, MO. Actually it was fucking amazing, if I may say so myself.Anypop, I love my country but there are still those who don't believe me. Many of these folks are authoritarian nationalists so my mere authentic patriotism would never measure up to their perverse standards.You should check out the dawgs at The Huffington

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-8356295807497007692008-07-01T21:07:00.002-05:002008-07-01T21:41:02.249-05:00

I've been a little busy lately so I haven't been blogging as much as I like but I gotta give some major snaps to my boy, Wes Clark for calling the Mummy out on his bullshit fronting of his POW experience. Now, I'm not saying -- and neither is Wes -- that the Mummy's service isn't something to be valued and respected (that's the general disclaimer Axe says I need to keep pushing right before I

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-7733364092232721972008-06-26T22:43:00.005-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.562-06:00

You remember Karl Rove, or Rovehole as I like to call him, right? He is the genius who right-wingers laughingly refer to as the architect. That's rich given that the Supremes handed Dum W the 2000 election and then the Swifters and homophobia won in 2004. The guy hasn't done a damn thing except to be at the right place at the right time.My favorite recollection of Rovehole is when he claimed that

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-23492485414474061552008-06-26T22:21:00.004-05:002008-06-26T22:40:44.600-05:00

Today I wrote a personal check for $2,300 to Hill. My girl Moneypenny and her husband wrote one too. This is to help her with her campaign debt. It isn't that the money bothers me but this is money, after all, she blew trying to beat me. This was money she didn't have. She knew it when she spent it. She was so focused on short term gain that she didn't think about this moment. That is foolish and

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-62835228483776876442008-06-26T13:41:00.010-05:002008-06-26T22:10:32.177-05:00

The Supremes just ruled that the right to bear arms is an individual right not to be confused with what the actual amendment actually states.For those unaware of the exact phrasing of the Second Amendment:“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”The majority's asinine and activist ruling:“The

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-54516278625312245502008-06-25T11:31:00.005-05:002008-06-25T12:21:16.923-05:00

I'm sure you've heard about the latest beef that one of the Dark Ones has started with O. Dr. James Dobson, from some Christian organization called 'Fuck Over the Familes,' just realized he has a problem with a speech I gave two years ago. Evidently news from the real world doesn't reach Dr. Dobson until much later than it reaches the rest of us. When you meet him be careful not to mention that

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-22695566984628840592008-06-22T13:41:00.008-05:002008-06-22T16:01:18.521-05:00

O Nation, I have written about the so-called liberal mainstream press doing the work of their corporate masters by turning every story about the election into a Wonderland version of reality where up is down and in is out. Here is yet another hilarious example of this desperate and childish behavior.Some skankicon named Salena Zito, who is solely responsible for the fantastic choices in her life

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-26690533708190534202008-06-20T15:20:00.005-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.692-06:00

My brotha in struggle and Lead Obamavangelist 'T' from the very smart progressive blog, The Republic of T, has a sweet ass smack-down of the Angry Black Woman narrative currently dominating the conservative, and now mainstream, media cycles about Misha.A tasty tidbit:"I’ve notice something. No one seems to seems to question whether the angry white men that swept Newt Gingrich and the Republican

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-28488701626797333072008-06-19T20:50:00.004-05:002008-06-19T21:21:39.579-05:00

Asante sana, to Christopher Beam of Salon for giving O the Tim Tebow/Chuck Norris treatment. This list made O laugh until he wet himself. Much love to you and yours, Christopher.Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-1623688765700831162008-06-19T14:45:00.006-05:002008-06-19T20:50:08.526-05:00

The Davids (Axe and Pluff) and I are launching a new round of ads designed to introduce me to the American people. Moneypenny assures me we can run them forever.The Mummy has been so busy running from fundraiser to fundraiser, in a futile attempt to match the bottomless money machine I like to call the O Nation, that he failed to leverage the time during which Hill and I were dusting it up to

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-12053355670247954202008-06-19T13:51:00.004-05:002008-12-08T15:46:53.822-06:00

This just in from Republican Illinois Rep. Mark Kirk:"I would much rather have a policy where if we see Obama, there's a shoot-on-sight order."Wow. If I or Misha said some nasty shit like that about McCain, or even just talked about his ancient ass suffering a heart attack, we'd be pilloried in the liberal media. And this isn't the first time one of these Bats have alluded to this sick shit.You

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-2082504977685134822008-06-18T17:19:00.008-05:002008-12-08T15:46:54.028-06:00

It seems that white evangelicals will gladly sell out their brotha in faith, just proving that the takeover of white evangelical religious communities by the Rethuglicans is complete."A Washington Post-ABC News poll released this week found McCain collecting about 68 percent of the white evangelical vote, compared to Barack Obama's 22 percent. That number is very similar to level of support

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-56067120009121192862008-06-16T22:34:00.010-05:002008-12-08T15:46:54.231-06:00

(Should have been President) Al Gore endorsed me yesterday while in Michigan. I was vibe'n  pretty hard. It was hella cool to be on stage with the Inconvenient One. It was kinda nutless that he waiting until now to do this but, okay. Whatever.Before we went out we were talking in the green room and he tells me that he has given up cars completely. So, I say "how did you get here?" He answers me

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-5415013906180278352008-06-16T13:12:00.002-05:002008-06-18T18:06:44.003-05:00

Do you think I am playing when I say that the Mummy is running for Dum W's third term? I am not and now I have art to prove it. All you Mummy sycophants can hate the messenger all you want, but these are your boy's own words. What say thee, asshats?Asante sana, BarbinMD for bringing this priceless example of Straight Talk to O's attention.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-74010684114553988642008-06-16T10:31:00.008-05:002008-06-17T21:32:36.981-05:00

Man, I have been looking for my Glock all morning long. I think Misha hid it again. When I find it O is going to bring some serious pain to someone.Have you checked this shit out? Some completely ridiculous asshole in Tennessee named Fred Hobbs, who claims to be involved with the Democratic party somehow, gave the following quote to a local newspaper about some soft support for me by politicians

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-65174852620676364682008-06-15T23:42:00.002-05:002008-12-08T15:46:54.416-06:00

Damn, Condi was snubbed by the Israelis like a motherfucker. Ouch. That's gotta sting. You see Obamabots, the rest of the world awaits O. Do your work and do it well, young ones. Now is our time.I will evict all those Israelis from their dusty worthless shanties. And then we will have peace for all times. Just watch. Sometimes it is just that easy.By the way, as much as I detest her ideology --

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-76840200511797852472008-06-15T22:21:00.003-05:002008-06-15T22:40:49.410-05:00

Yo, just want to reach out and offer a Happy Dad's Day to those fathers who are out there doing the right thing. You know who you are. Keep on doing the real shit and giving your children what they need to become responsible and loving adults. They need you.To the rest of you irresponsible pricks out there who confuse sharing sperm with fatherhood I have something for you too. Do humankind a

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-19718016616600861962008-06-13T10:37:00.004-05:002008-12-08T15:46:54.620-06:00

This one shouldn't suprise anyone with one good ear connected to a functioning brain, but FakeNews Channel announced that Gov. Mike Huckabee has joined the channel as a Political Commentator. Heh heh heh... Yet another right wing mouth piece on the channel that is the mouth piece for the Rethuglican party.They're no better than the Communist Party's Pravda, prior to 1991.I love this comment: "I

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-14650929129043819882008-06-13T04:36:00.001-05:002008-12-08T15:46:54.858-06:00

Dude, Keith Olbermann is fucking off the chain. I think I have a man-crush on the stud.Context my ass! Rock that shit, son.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-35010613730577777652008-06-12T21:07:00.003-05:002008-06-12T21:21:55.458-05:00

Yo, this small quote from the latest evidence of my strategic brilliance has sent shudders through Batland:I am proud to announce that our presidential campaign will be the first in a generation to deploy and maintain staff in every single state.Yeah... all the bastards in the old wrinkled white man party just soiled themselves. It had been so much easier for them to win national elections, since

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-23278708107691787292008-06-12T18:57:00.002-05:002008-12-08T15:46:55.051-06:00

I find it peculiar it seems to be news to some that I would take the time to personally respond to Scarlett Johansson's emails. Really? This is news? Have you seen her?Jesus, she makes my pants tight.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-78054415063373774492008-06-12T14:39:00.005-05:002008-06-13T10:30:27.191-05:00

I actually had to drop loot to build a team of top notch white hats to battle the crap rumors spinning around the net pretending to be news.Now Obamabots can respond in kind to inconsiderately stupid asshats that have the temerity to forward you some of this filth. Just go here and help us set the record straight.If someone sends you something saying that my left nut has a tat of the Great Satan

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-33239697893407198592008-06-11T01:13:00.001-05:002008-06-11T11:56:33.882-05:00

The first Obama Administration misinformation campaign has already begun. Axe and I have put the word out that we have 20 names as possiblilities in the VeepstakesThat's kinda bullshit.I already know who it is. We are just working out some timing details and the such. You'll be blown away when I finally tell you. It is genius. Absolutely something only I would think of. Wow. This choice is so out

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-70880613804199497782008-06-10T22:43:00.009-05:002008-12-08T15:46:55.220-06:00

Ladies... O is smoking HOT, isn't he? O is hella-cool.Nothing to report here. I just wanted to post this fine ass pic. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-75868622886300376632008-06-10T22:00:00.004-05:002008-06-10T22:06:20.500-05:00

It would seem that the Mummy is starting to fade a little. You might as well quit now Mummy. This is going to be a historic ass whooping. Reagan vs. Mondale ring a bell?I almost feel sorry for him.

El Presidentehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04213319311952368263noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7504679044400013644.post-44737685356206873502008-06-09T22:00:00.005-05:002008-06-09T22:30:46.527-05:00

I gave a kick ass speech in North Carolina today. I am at the beginning of a two week offensive against the Mummy and I think I am still somewhere down south. Axe said it would be smart to stay down here and not run back to America as soon as the speech was over.Anypop, I have been trying to figure out why I can't wipe this shit-eating grin off my face this week and I think I've figured it out.

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