50 States and No Prisoners

Yo, this small quote from the latest evidence of my strategic brilliance has sent shudders through Batland:

I am proud to announce that our presidential campaign will be the first in a generation to deploy and maintain staff in every single state.

Yeah... all the bastards in the old wrinkled white man party just soiled themselves. It had been so much easier for them to win national elections, since Nixon's racist Southern Strategy, when nutless Dems ceded entire sections of the country to these mental midgets.

Not anymore. The tide is turning and soon the Bats will be a marginalized regional party. I am coming for you, Republibats! And O is taking no prisoners.

Booyah!

Lying Liars

I actually had to drop loot to build a team of top notch white hats to battle the crap rumors spinning around the net pretending to be news.

Now Obamabots can respond in kind to inconsiderately stupid asshats that have the temerity to forward you some of this filth. Just go here and help us set the record straight.

If someone sends you something saying that my left nut has a tat of the Great Satan on it... well, that one isn't debunked yet but you get the idea.

The truth shall set them free, Obamabots!

Prison Bitch

Get a load of this shit. Seems like Tom DeLay has more time to worry about me than the charges for which he's been indicted. As reported in DailyKos:

Tom Delay, Indicted Republican: Unless he proves me wrong, [Obama] is a Marxist.

A Marxist! Really? The best you can do is to reach back into John McCain late 40s and dredge up a relic like Karl Marx, who most people in the States don't even know?

I oughta knock this punk out when I see him. He's gotten me worked up now. Damn, I need a cigarette. My girl, Misha, is gonna kill me if she knows I'm smoking again. Good thing my peeps over at the Kos have got my back.

Hunter, Blogger: Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay lures children into his van with candy, gasses them to death with bug spray, and uses their powdered bones as an aphrodisiac when making love to all the animals at the San Antonio Sea World.

Asante sana, Hunter for undressing this bitch for me.