First Salvo

Yeah, this is just the beginning. I am so kicking your ass on this economy thing, Mummy. By the time I am through linking you to Bush's historically atrocious economic policies you'll be sobbing in between Cindy Stepford's taunt, saline-filled teats for me to stop.

Is it just me or is she stiffer than my O-Rod at a Beyonce concert? Word.