O wanted to post this in case y'all missed it last night. This flik was done, I was told, by both Spielberg and Scorsese and was written by Paul Haggis and George Lucas. If you look closely you can spot cameos of Denzel, Pacino and Kira Knightly. It is a sweeping post-modern epic. Enjoy, young ones. My eyes make water when I see a thing of this beauty.
Make sure all of your friends and family see this. Make it viral, Obamabots.
The Davids (Axe and Pluff) and I are launching a new round of ads designed to introduce me to the American people. Moneypenny assures me we can run them forever.
The Mummy has been so busy running from fundraiser to fundraiser, in a futile attempt to match the bottomless money machine I like to call the O Nation, that he failed to leverage the time during which Hill and I were dusting it up to define me. Most polls show that many people just don't know me yet. They've left me a huge opening.
Well here you are future Obamamaniacs, O uncut and in his own humble words:
Sweet, right? Feel free to watch it again. I'll wait.
We are running the ads in heavy rotation in Alaska, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Virginia. When's the last time a Dem ran hard in some of those states?
You can almost smell the fear coming from the Mummy's campaign, can't you? Oh, the joy! The O Revolution will change the American political map forever. And all of this will happen because of you, my lovelies.
Asante sana, for your devotion, passion and your mad loot.
The first Obama Administration misinformation campaign has already begun. Axe and I have put the word out that we have 20 names as possiblilities in the Veepstakes
That's kinda bullshit.
I already know who it is. We are just working out some timing details and the such. You'll be blown away when I finally tell you. It is genius. Absolutely something only I would think of. Wow. This choice is so out of the box it just freaks me out thinking about it.
Yeah, this is just the beginning. I am so kicking your ass on this economy thing, Mummy. By the time I am through linking you to Bush's historically atrocious economic policies you'll be sobbing in between Cindy Stepford's taunt, saline-filled teats for me to stop.
Is it just me or is she stiffer than my O-Rod at a Beyonce concert? Word.
I am sick and tired of hearing all of this pansy-assed wailing and gnashing of teeth about whether the Dems will be unified in November.
Of course they fucking will.
In 2000 a full 51% of McCain supporters stated they wouldn't vote for Dum W in the general election. As we now know they all fell into line to smooch on his sack and push him over the top for his first general election win.
Real Dems ain't gonna vote for the Mummy who would roll back Rowe v. Wade, appoint more Scalias and (Uncle) Thomases to the Supremes, open up ANWR to drilling, and keep U.S. troops in Iraq for 100 years. Let alone someone who admits they know nothing about the economy.
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