Prepping for the Debate

Yo, young ones, I am busy prepping for the debate with the Mummy, or as I like to call it The Big Smackdown. Am I confident? Hell, I've aready ordered a dozen T-Shirts that say "Quit Shouting, Old Man. That Thing in Front of You is Called a Microphone" for my staff of Obamanaughts.

I'm going to rip Mr. McAngry Pants a new asshole.

Excuse Me, Your Narrative is Showing

Pssssst.... contrary to the liberal media's narrative, designed to keep you turning to their newscasts, I am still kicking the Mummy's short, wrinked, white ass in the only poll that counts: the electoral college.

Spanking that ass, baby.

Cool as the Other Side of the Pillow

Ladies... O is smoking HOT, isn't he? O is hella-cool.

Nothing to report here. I just wanted to post this fine ass pic. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.