Is This How McCain Makes Choices?

Yo, peeps. This Sarah Palin thing just keeps getting more and more twisted. On the real, I am thinking that the Mummy actually drew Palin's name out of a red and white striped top hat filled with five real names and one joke name to keep it interesting. Guess which one McCain drew?

Greg Sargent, of TalkingPointsMemo has a nice rundown of all the shit McCain has walked into 'cause he didn't vet 'ol girl. Please read it if you have a moment.

You can also keep an eye on Huffington Post's big Sarah Palin page. They keep it updated with the latest 411 on Sexy Sarah. The latest being that she belongs to a fringe Alaskan independence group that would like to take leave of the States.

I Don't Think We're in 2004 Anymore, Toto

Did y'all check out Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer’s speech last night? I lost my bearings momentarily and thought we were suddenly at a BDSM conference 'cause my boi spanked the shit out of McCain.

Now you know why he was on my short list. If you missed it, you can check it out here.

VP Pick

Yeah... you heard right, biatches! It's Biden. Dig on that for a moment.

20 Names, Really

The first Obama Administration misinformation campaign has already begun. Axe and I have put the word out that we have 20 names as possiblilities in the Veepstakes

That's kinda bullshit.

I already know who it is. We are just working out some timing details and the such. You'll be blown away when I finally tell you. It is genius. Absolutely something only I would think of. Wow. This choice is so out of the box it just freaks me out thinking about it.

The world will be amazed.