John Edwards Admits Mistake

Nah, dawg!? O's heart goes out to a brutha. May you and your family use these next few days to heal. Read the release here. Damn.

Pre-Vacation Fun

O digs this image, hard. It makes me giggle when I'm sad.

Please enjoy, young ones.

Mavericky Maverickness

People O Hates: Hannity

Sean "Yawn" Hannity is a fat-faced, dirty fuck who has been a well-known and reliable sympathizer of white supremacy causes on his show and who now has the nuts to say that I can't point to one incident of the Rethuglicans making an issue of my race. WTF!??

You're right stupid, dirty liar... I can point to many. My homies over at Media Matters for America got my back.

Asante sana, MMFA. Much love to you and yours for shoving your research weenie in Sean Hannity's chubby face. Gobble up, Hannity.

UPDATE: Yawn is the gift that keeps on giving. Check out this additional example.

They Report, They Decide

Do I really even need to say it?

Good and Pawlenty

Ouch. As reported by Frederic Frommer at Huffpost:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, often mentioned as a possible running mate for Republican presidential candidate John McCain, said Wednesday GOP candidates would do well to adopt a positive tone like that of McCain's Democratic rival Barack Obama.

"Say what you will about Barack Obama," the Minnesota Republican told a conservative group, "people gravitate when you have something positive to say." He added that McCain has been positive as well.

"People want to follow hopeful, optimistic, civil, decent leaders," Pawlenty said in a speech to GOPAC, which helps recruit Republican candidates. "They don't want to follow some negative, scornful person."

Negative and scornful? Pretty much just like McCain, in his desperation to be Prezo, has allowed his pathetic self to become. Now there's some straight talk for your ass.

Word, Tim Pawlenty. We hardly got to know you.

Excuse Me, Your Narrative is Showing

Pssssst.... contrary to the liberal media's narrative, designed to keep you turning to their newscasts, I am still kicking the Mummy's short, wrinked, white ass in the only poll that counts: the electoral college.

Spanking that ass, baby.

Happy Birthday to Me

Yes, sweet ones, it is O's birthday today. Sing happy birthday to me when you get a moment.

Does This Say More About McCain Than Me?

I might have to get a restraining order against the Mummy 'cause this childish muthafucker is obsessed with O. This is completely off the fucking chain weird. 

I don't even know how to respond to that level of craziness. Wow. I'm speechless.

1968 All Over Again

Just between you and me... I don't think John McCain is a racist... he is just hoping you are. There, I said it. Fuck him.