6.12.2008

50 States and No Prisoners

Yo, this small quote from the latest evidence of my strategic brilliance has sent shudders through Batland:
I am proud to announce that our presidential campaign will be the first in a generation to deploy and maintain staff in every single state.
Yeah... all the bastards in the old wrinkled white man party just soiled themselves. It had been so much easier for them to win national elections, since Nixon's racist Southern Strategy, when nutless Dems ceded entire sections of the country to these mental midgets.

Not anymore. The tide is turning and soon the Bats will be a marginalized regional party. I am coming for you, Republibats! And O is taking no prisoners.

Booyah!

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