6.15.2008

Happy Father's Day

Yo, just want to reach out and offer a Happy Dad's Day to those fathers who are out there doing the right thing. You know who you are. Keep on doing the real shit and giving your children what they need to become responsible and loving adults. They need you.

To the rest of you irresponsible pricks out there who confuse sharing sperm with fatherhood I have something for you too. Do humankind a favor and wear a condom, worthless asshats.

Money quote from my speech: "we need fathers to realize that responsibility does not end at conception.” Baby, that's good shit.

You see, white people can't say this shit without coming off as racists or Sean Hannity. It's all about context, tone and delivery. Plus, Black folks have had enough of white folks telling us how to behave regardless of whether those comments have any validity.

How's that for a Sister Souljah moment?

Damn, I am a political animal!

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