Yo, I have to admit that my girl Hill was tougher than I thought. I figured after Super Tuesday she'd understand that I spanked that shapely ass and she'd go away. But 'ol girl gets mad props for the mass balls.
Regardless, I fucking won!!
Yeah, I'm pretty stoked. I am really close to being the Prezo, which is cool don't get me wrong, but I am more excited about sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom. That fucking moron Bush said no when I asked him about it last year so I decided to run for Prezo myself. I can't stand that idiot. Watch the set in January and you'll see me flip his ass off.
Afterwards I'm headed upstairs to drop my royal ass on Abe's bed.
O, out.
Looking fly at Cap City
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- El Presidente
- Washington, D.C., United States
- My name, Barack, is a Swahili derivative of the Arabic word meaning "blessing." And yes I am a blessing to all of you.
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