Smarty Pants Black Man

You remember Karl Rove, or Rovehole as I like to call him, right? He is the genius who right-wingers laughingly refer to as the architect. That's rich given that the Supremes handed Dum W the 2000 election and then the Swifters and homophobia won in 2004. The guy hasn't done a damn thing except to be at the right place at the right time.

My favorite recollection of Rovehole is when he claimed that the GOP wouldn't lose seats in the 2006 midterms, even though all of the numbers everyone else was running indicated otherwise. His response to a question challenging his over-confident assertions was that while the interviewer had access to some math, Rovehole claimed he had access to "THE math." We know how that turned out for the architect. Stupid piece of shit.

Anypop, Rovehole gave a pep talk to some of the downtrodden white-wingers in Congress and finalized the main talking points against me for this election year. He tells them that he finds me "cooly arrogant." That's the refrain you'll hear from all of the Republitrons from now to November.

This, of course, is coded historical messaging. What he means is that O is an uppity nigger. This resonates with angry, small-minded, white ultra-conservatives. The Urban Dictionary defines uppity nigger as "An out of place black person who is out of line and thinks they are as good as or better than the white person they are standing next to." Rosa Parks was called uppity. As were Martin and Malcolm.

You see it isn't just that O is a Democrat or that O is Black. It comes down to him being an uppity nigger who doesn't know his place and has the nuts to think he is as good or better than a white person. If I were a white candidate I would be called confident, strong or smart. It would all be considered the exhibition of leadership qualities. Since I am Black... I am arrogant. Cooly arrogant.

This won't play with Independents, but they'll try. Rovehole is a fat fucking racist rube.