A Skankicon Making Lemonade

O Nation, I have written about the so-called liberal mainstream press doing the work of their corporate masters by turning every story about the election into a Wonderland version of reality where up is down and in is out. Here is yet another hilarious example of this desperate and childish behavior.

Some skankicon named Salena Zito, who is solely responsible for the fantastic choices in her life that led to her working at the renowned Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, sees nothing but good news for the Mummy in the latest Newsweek poll that has me opening up a lead on him.

In a post titled "Shades of Dukakis, Obama Up 15," Zito uses the crystal ball she has (I wonder where this ball was on Sept. 10, 2001?) to let you know that a lead, especially a big lead, is a sure sign of future political Apocalypse. Says she:

"In May of 1988 after all of the Democratic primaries ended presumptive nominee Michael Dukakis enjoyed a 54 to 38 percent lead over then Ronald Reagan wing man George H.W. Bush.

H.W. went on to win in that November handily

This evening a new Newsweek poll shows Obama having a giant lead, from 51 percent to 36 percent, over McCain among registered voters across the country.

Obama got his bounce, Dukakis style."

By the way, who the fuck still uses the term "wing man?" That is so fucking 80s, which explains where Ms Zito's head is, when it isn't firmly planted in what I can only assume is her large and misshaped NeoCon ass.

Yet one more ignorant fuck trying to wring lemonade out of the mountains of fucking lemons I'm about to peel off for the NeoCon pricks who have screwed up this country to the point it is in now.

Yes, Ms Zito, I am shaking in my boots. I was hoping to be behind in every poll taken between now and the election. That's the safest place to be in an election... behind.

Jeez... what a stupid fuck.